Real Products That Exist: Paper Straws Printed With Realistic Looking Cigarettes

June 18, 2019

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These are the cigarette paper straws designed and sold by Amron Experimental. They're paper straws with a lit cigarette printed on one end. You can buy a 25-pack for $4 or a 300 pack for $15. They remind me of candy cigarettes. Also, what's up with that limited edition paper Pepsi cup -- is somebody collecting those? You know, I imagine there are more than a few bars in my area that would probably be interested in serving drinks with novelty cigarette paper straws. Granted not any bars I'd want to go to, but I'm sure they exist. At least they aren't killing sea turtles.

Keep going for one more shot and an Instagram video.

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Thanks to Scott, agrees vape straws are right around the corner.

  • Douchy McDouche

    Cut the end of the straw off. Carry the cigarette part in your mouth everywhere pretending to smoke. Watch people getting triggered.

  • Deksam

    They should make the cigarette straw out of plastic, so as to not being arrested and executed in California.

  • sizzlepants

    Real drunks use sippy cups - that way you can drop it all you want and not lose any.

    And if you can't drink from the glass I don't want to be in your dirty ass bar.

  • Ollie Williams

    These are great. I now have a very easy way to determine a shit hole of a bar even before ordering.

  • Bling Nye

    I dunno, I feel like the shit hole bar is going to order the cheaper paper straws not have paper straws at all.

    Unless by "shit hole" you mean "hipster chic" with the "look how unique and edgy we are" bar. Because of course they'd love the irony of having a cigarette straw in a place that doesn't allow smoking...

  • Closet Nerd

    Make a video of someone snorting something with one of these straws and watch the next Tide Pod Challenge begin!

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