This is the Ray Gun Nose Trimmer available from Firebox ($17). They call it a nose trimmer, but obviously it's a nose HAIR trimmer -- a nose trimmer is just a sharp knife or samurai sword. The ray gun is equally suited for ear use, just don't go jamming it in there like you're trying to trim a bad memory out of your brain. You know I have a non-novelty nose hair trimmer but it doesn't have a circular tip like this one, it's basically just really tiny side-to-side electric clippers. FUN FACT: I also use it to trim the flyaway bristles on my toothbrush so I can get more use out of it without my gums bleeding or having to buy a new one.
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Thanks to Chase TC, who informed me he regrets not sending this before Father's Day, which he should. This is an instant dad classic.