Guy Tries To Trim Dead Tree Branch With His Body Weight

June 13, 2019

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This is a short video of a true outdoorsman (you can tell because he lives in Colorado and drives a Subaru) trying to remove a dead tree branch he's already cut most of the way through by tearing it off with his body weight and dropping it on his face. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, although I'm afraid this man of the mountains may require a new pair of self-tinting glasses now. Man, his wife must feel so lucky she's married to such a modern Paul Bunyan.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to DT, who agrees when it doubt, drop it on your face.

  • Closet Nerd

    #seemedlikeagoodideaatthetime

  • Douchy McDouche

    Hey he wore gloves. Safety first!

  • Bling Nye

    Hard to tell but I think he even had his safety squints on too.

  • Tigerh8r

    Lol! They look like nitrile gloves, pretty sure this dude is a nurse.

  • Chris Clark

    Hey, he did it.

  • WhiteEagle2

    I once helped my dad cut down a 30ft acacia tree. I almost died probably like 6 times during that process. Scariest close call was a limb over the roof that we tied a rope to swing it away from the roof. The rope did its job, and then swung into my ladder almost knocking me off it.

  • Draco Basileus

    He's damn lucky that didn't land on his face. I limb that size still has considerable weight to it.

  • Bling Nye

    You've seen that pr0n too huh.

  • sizzlepants

    Like most of these videos I'm left to wonder what he expected the outcome to be?

    Did he really think those pasty office worker arms were going to pull a Hercules pose and hold an unbalanced 100lb tree limb over his head?

  • Bling Nye

    That tree gave him wood.

  • The_Wretched

    Ah that's why he's calling for help.

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