A Wooden Death Star Cheese Plate With Tool Storage

June 24, 2019

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Because nothing says fancy dinner party like a Star Wars theme, this is the Death Star Cheese Set With Cheese Tools available from Amazon ($40). It features a laser-etched Death Star graphic on a cheese board that swivels to reveal four cheese tools, including a cheese plane, knife/spreader, curved knife with dual pronged tip, and a hard cheese knife. Is cheese going to work its way into the fine lines of the laser etching? Probably. It's cool though, after all: moons are made of cheese. "That's no moon." Yeah it's a cheese plate -- were you even paying attention? You know you remind me of myself in high school and college and at every job I've ever had.

Keep going for a handful more product shots, including one of straight out of a Crate & Barrel catalog.

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Thanks to carey, who agrees if you don't have someone dressed as a Wookie walking around offering guests hors d'oeuvres, are you even throwing a dinner party?

  • GeneralDisorder

    Is anyone else more excited by the LED edison bulbs hanging there than the actual featured product? Side note? What kind of fart-knocker hangs their overhead light source next to where their hands go at a table?

  • I don't host or attend the type of parties where one sets out a wedge of cheese on a board, so forgive my ignorance here, but does that last photo mean that dipping tiny slices of cheese into paprika or turmeric is a thing? If not, what is with that photo?

  • Bling Nye

    It's also apparently a thing to surround it with open flame so any loose clothing is set in fire when reaching for the tiny ass amount of cheese while trying to avoid burns from the stupidly low hanging lights.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Also it's a thing to hang your overhead light source directly at face-height when you're seated.

  • Ed

    Is anyone still buying this crap after The Last Jedi?

  • Closet Nerd

    “The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”

  • Bling Nye

    IT'S A TRAP!!

  • Douchy McDouche

    Still makes more sense than The Last Jedi.

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