Yikes: Shark Circles Woman Swimming At Panama City Beach

May 31, 2019

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This is a relatively grainy video (point that phone through a binocular!) captured from the 28th floor at the Tidewater Resort in Panama City Beach, Florida of a large shark circling a woman swimming near the beach. Eventually, beachgoers start screaming shark (something I never want to hear if I'm in, or even near, the ocean), and the woman is able to return safely to shore uneaten. Happy endings. The ending of Toy Story 3? I've been crying about it since 2010 and have to be on a constant IV drip or I get dehydrated and only pee dust.

Keep going for the video, complete with 28th floor commentary.

Thanks to Cameron, who agrees sharks are the reason swimming pools exist.

  • Douchy McDouche

    Needs more Jaws theme.

    PS. Notice the tracks the shark leaves in the water.

  • Tigerh8r

    I thought that was her urine/diarrhea trail...

  • jimmycleaver

    "SHAAAAARK! SWIM YOU PENDEJO!!"

    Most likely what they be saying in the South Texas beaches.

  • Eric Ord

    Vid is me on the Geekologie message boards

  • Bling Nye

    Poor quality and wrong orientation. :(

  • Eric Ord

    No! Danger all around SUCH AS YOU

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