Because this is the internet, and the internet doesn't know the meaning of rock bottom (and clearly neither do I) this is a short video of a cat trying to scratch itself and failing because there's a computer monitor in the way. What the hell, cat? You know it's weird how sometimes cats seems so clever and calculated, and then other times they're just like-- "Stupid idiots." Takes one to know one! "What's that supposed to mean?" I have a lot of dumb cats and I blame myself.
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Thanks to Christina D, who agrees cats are a riddle, wrapped up in a mystery, inside an enigma, and clawing all your toilet paper off the roll.