Two Girls Taking Photos On Rocky Beach Get Absolutely Wrecked By Wave

May 9, 2019

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This is a video from the Queen's Bath tide pool on the island of Kauaʻi, Hawaii of two girls attempting to capture the perfect bikini photo when they both get demolished by a huge wave. Some more info while I remind myself no photo is worth my life. "Your life isn't worth a blurry concert selfie." FACT:

"While I was traveling in Kauai, Hawaii I spent a day exploring Queen's bath, where I witnessed two girls get completely taken out by a huge wave trying to get the 'perfect' shot. They were lucky enough to walk away with only a few bad scratches and a ticket on their car cause they parked illegally before heading down to the water; also a broken camera."

Haha, of course they parked illegally. Still, I hope this serves as an important reminder that Aquaman doesn't care about your beach photos. Mostly because *slipping on cool guy shades* he's got bigger fish to fry. Get it? Because of his efforts to develop sustainable fish farms. I heard it's a joint venture with Jaws and Captain Planet. *slipping on BONUS pair of cool guy shades over first ones* I know what's up, I get the Wall Street Journal (well technically my neighbor gets the Wall Street Journal but I wake up before he does).

Keep going for the sea was angry that day.

Thanks to jenn, who agrees Instagram is truly going to miss what might have been.

  • jimmycleaver

    Somehow, I was expecting them to still be standing but it would be like a 50s cartoon moment where they lose all their clothes and have to cover themselves before running to find their bikinis.

  • GeneralDisorder

    This is just like what happened the last time I had a woman over...

  • Darren McCoy

    Vertical video for the win!

  • The_Wretched

    That's going to leave a mark.

    NPR just had on a park ranger saying something similar happens at the Granny Canyon - selfie takers don't always pay attention to where the edge is and fall over.

  • Bling Nye

    Grannies be trippin'.

  • Munihausen

    Ouch.

  • Jenness

    These are just the sorts of idiots who'll sue demanding ugly signs be put up everywhere.

  • sizzlepants

    Really? Because I figured these were exactly the sort of idiots that think all those ugly signs that say "keep off wet rocks" only apply to other people.

  • Jenness

    Probably, but that won't stop them from suing though - since they're also probably massive hypocrites.

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