This is the final trailer for this week's release of Godzilla: King Of The Monsters, featuring some actual footage of the monsters Godzilla is going to battle (including Mothra, Rodan and that sexy three-headed beast King Ghidorah, but sadly probably no Gamera). The premise is simple: giant monsters are completely destroying earth and humanity decides to release Godzilla to fight them all for us. Is there a metaphor for climate change in there some where? I don't think so. Still, I learned a lot by watching it. Mostly, that LL Cool J got paid for the trailer, that Eleven from Stranger Things and the guy from Silicon Valley who does all those Verizon ads is in it, as well as Tywin Lannister. Will -- GAME OF THRONES SEASON 4 FINALE SPOILER --Tyrion kill his dad with a crossbow while he's on the shitter again? Maybe! And on a side note -- who else couldn't fall asleep the night after that episode wondering just how far along in his business Tywin was when he got shot? "I haven't had a good night's sleep since." OMG me neither! "It's been like five years." I'm so tired.
Keep going for the trailer. Can't afford a movie ticket? Put a spider and wasp in a jar and watch with a magnifying glass.
Thanks to Chase FA, who informed me he's really hoping they also recruit the monsters from that Rampage movie to fight for us as well. Man, The Rock is so cool.