This is a video drive-by of the aftermath of a dump truck that attempted to fight a bridge with its dump parts. Unlike in the biblical tale of David and Goliath, the bridge won. Also, this may be the first time I've ever seen a dump truck's penis. "Come on -- nobody believes that." *wink*
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to Greg C, who agrees knowing how to pick your battles is an important life skill.