Recreating Willy Wonka's Lickable Wallpaper

May 30, 2019

That...looks unsanitary. I call next.

This is a video of the folks at Healthy Junk Food recreating the flavored, lickable wallpaper from Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory. Basically, they start with edible paper (I thought all paper was edible?), then brush on a layer of clear flavoring. Simple enough. Snozzberries aside, would you lick it? I'd lick it. Of course I also lick the glue off regular wallpaper whenever my mom takes me to Home Depot. "You're probably also the reason they put those 'FOR DISPLAY ONLY' signs on all the toilets there." Haha, you know for being glue that shit really runs right through you (I also pee in the bathtubs!).

Keep going for the whole video, which is probably longer than it needs to be, as well as the scene from the movie for reference.

Thanks to DT, who agrees the next time you throw a party you should just tell everyone the wallpaper is flavored. The paint in the bathroom too.

  • Tigerh8r

    That's how you get ants!

  • Douchy McDouche

    It's taste like.. herpes! Because that's what the guy who just licked the wallpaper before you had.

  • All wallpaper is lickable...
    Just sayin'.... ;-)

  • Bling Nye

    Since snozzberries came up and she makes a reference to it in the video, I gotta say I'm of the (unpopular, apparently) opinion that snozzberries aren't penises and don't taste like penis any more than a banana or other food used as a euphemism for penis does, and I'll maintain that fact until Dahl himself says otherwise.

    All this 'snozzberries are penis flavored!!' nonsense stems (as far as I can tell) from a Cracked article in 2012 which noted (purely for comedic effect since Cracked is a comedic site) that Dahl wrote an 'adult' book (My Uncle Oswald in 1979) 15 years after he wrote Wonka (in 1964). In My Uncle Oswald, he used snozzberry as a euphemism for penis.

    Suddenly that means the snozzberries are penises/penis flavored in Wonka somehow? Faulty logic there.

    What they didn't mention is Dahl also wrote an earlier book in 1948, Some Time Never, in which he describes snozzberries as actual berries, the main diet of gremlins and a sweet, juicy red fruit from a snozzberry tree.

    I'm inclined to think Dahl was just using his own made up berry name as a euphemism like we do with banana to refer to a penis. I'd do the same. It's not unusual.

    All the SNOZZBERRIES ARE PENIS is just a joke in itself.

    But that's just, like, my opinion, maaan.

  • The_Wretched

    You know Dahl wrote a book about a boy and a giant peach?

  • Bling Nye

    Yeah...

  • GeneralDisorder

    You know... I think a snozzberry is just a fictional fruit from a fictional place. I could be wrong.

    Side note, anyone caught licking the walls is a fuckhead anyway so who cares if they taste dick while they're doing it.

  • spikedeclue

    I thought the channel name was HealthyJunkFood for a long time. Maybe they changed it, but it's HELLthyJunkFood because that shit is obviously not healthy.

  • Bling Nye

    I find her voice and demeanor highly annoying for some reason, but I could watch her lick wallpaper for hours minutes.

  • Ivanna Pewpalott

    gross

  • Munihausen

    Tastes like Staphylococcus aureus!

  • Wooder

    Only takes one creepy guy to spray with another clear fluid...then sit back and watch the magic.

blog comments powered by Disqus
Previous Post
Next Post