Note: Probably not for people who aren't caught up with Game Of Thrones.
This is a video mashup from Funny Or Die of Tyrion Lannister attempting to negotiate with the French Taunter (John Cleese) from Monty Python And The Holy Grail. As far as mashups go, it's a pretty good one. My dog and the piece of raw meat that fell on the kitchen floor when I was making meatballs last night? That was a bad mashup. "She poop the bed?" God, worse than I do the night before a big work presentation.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to Christina D, who agrees sometimes it's just best to let your trebuchet do your negotiating for you.