Man Casually Eats His Ice Cream While Watching A Sidewalk Brawl

May 8, 2019

This is a video from Brazil of a man who casually orders and eats a soft serve ice cream while watching a sidewalk brawl unfold right in front of him. Free with any ice cream purchase: complimentary front row fight seat. He's so calm and collected. Although I guarantee if they'd made him drop his ice cream he would have murdered every last one of them. I recognize a sociopath when I see one.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks again to Jeffrey S, who agrees ice cream always makes watching anything better.

  • PUNX

    I bet he was waiting to see if there was gonna be some boob action.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Me too, thanks.

  • Douchy McDouche

    Ice cream and chill.

  • Munihausen

    Those girls are pretty subdued, though in my limited experience girl street fights are generally much nastier than fights among men. If you want to see some inhumanity, wait outside the Original Hot Dog Shop in Pittsburgh after the bars get out.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I've never spent much time in downtown or Oakland area. Hell, I only go downtown on work days and I GTFO as soon as possible.

  • Jenness

    I wouldn't want my ice cream to fall on the sidewalk either to help a bunch of trashy chicks stop being trashy either. I'm amazed he didn't ask for cups of water - or in their case oil - to throw on them like you do fighting animals.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Oil? I don't think Brazil is a very oil-rich country. He should have asked for a cup of of mosquitos instead.

  • Jenness

    Actually, Brazil is the 2nd largest oil producer in South America next to Venezuela - but I was thinking baby oil as in stripper oil wrestling.

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