This is a video from Brazil of a man who casually orders and eats a soft serve ice cream while watching a sidewalk brawl unfold right in front of him. Free with any ice cream purchase: complimentary front row fight seat. He's so calm and collected. Although I guarantee if they'd made him drop his ice cream he would have murdered every last one of them. I recognize a sociopath when I see one.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks again to Jeffrey S, who agrees ice cream always makes watching anything better.