Little Girl Trains Pet Parrot To Attack Anyone She Shrieks At

May 2, 2019

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Note: Precious little banshee, keep your volume low.

This is a short video of Twitter user @Apex_sH's niece, who has allegedly trained her pet parrot (a sun conure?) to attack anyone she shrieks at. And I think I speak for everyone when I say thank God this little girl doesn't have dragons. You know, like in that Game Of Thrones show. People are still watching that, right?

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Ehrin, who agrees someone is clearly ready for battle.

  • Jesus H. Presley ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ™

    So cute!

  • GeneralDisorder

    A common saying is "don't throw the baby out with the bathwater" but that baby needs to be thrown out. I mean, for starters, she has a bird for a pet. That's fucking weird.

  • The_Wretched

    Finally, an explanation for the pod people. They were ordering bird attacks.

  • lushkneebumbuild

    to be fair, the little girl would use dragons far more responsibly than danyers. danyers is worse than a toddler

  • Douchy McDouche

    Who the fuck is danyers?

  • lushkneebumbuild

    or whatever the fuck her name is then.

  • Jenness

    This is completely awesome and she needs to be sent away to evil despot kid camp immediately *application approved*

  • Closet Nerd

    Forget the 3-eyed raven....

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