'Karen Of The Boreal Valley': Woman Lopes Around On All Fours

May 16, 2019

Note: Keep your volume low, epic soundtrack.

This is 'Karen Of The Boreal Valley', a mysterious video of a woman demonstrating her animal-like agility by bounding around on all fours. I beleve the meme video was inspired by 'The Dancer Of The Boreal Valley', a boss in Dark Souls 3. But is this actually a horse in a human costume? I don't know, the video was really too low quality to say for sure. But if I were a betting man, which *lifts pant legs with three-fingered hands to reveal mechanical replacement knees* I'm not anymore, I would bet the same way I always did at the roulette wheel. "All on green." Every cent.

Keep going for the whole video (she even leaps a picnic table!).

Thanks to hairless, who agrees everybody's idea of living their best life is different.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Thank the bat for yoga pants... I mean, just imagine how hard it would be to gallop around like some kind of retarded chicken without yoga pants. SHe'd have to do it naked otherwise... Well on second thought curse the asshole who came up with yoga pants!

  • NoTuqueForYou

    That is unbridled terror.

  • jimmycleaver

    Next they're going to be wearing collars and be put in cages to be monitored by their master.

    Oh wait...

  • Thog

    She needs to face off with that Prancercize lady

  • Matt

    great reference!

  • Adibobea9

    Would it be considered bestiality if I tapped that…?

  • Gilbert

    Well, you know she'd be down for doggy style...

    Yes, I went there...

  • Douchy McDouche

    That's some serious horsing around right there.

  • MustacheHam

    If you plan to host a hypnotist, be sure to lock the damn doors so nobody escapes thinking they're a horse.

  • The_Wretched

    Give it a go folks. It's a decently hard work out. Also, I wonder about the swinging involved, maybe.

  • Bling Nye

    Yeah, she has pretty good upper body strength, check that landing on the jump.

  • Lone Skeleton

    echoing @kuroi This is a Vordt reference, not a Dancer one.

  • Ollie Williams

    Face down, ass up, that's the way she likes to... uh... gallop around like a fucking weirdo.

  • Douchy McDouche

    OMG Did you just assume her gender?!

  • Ollie Williams

    Sure did.

  • Kuroi

    That's the Vordt of the Boreal Valley music.

  • Nicholas Conrad

    Training hard to beat that Guinness record?


  • sizzlepants

    That.... or we're seeing the start of the next step in the crossfit cult.

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