Holy Smokes: Woman's Ultra-Impressive Lightsaber Skills

May 13, 2019

This is a short video of stunt woman, entrepreneur, speaker, and educator Michelle C Smith (links to her Instagram with tons and tons of impressive staff spinning, martial arts, and stunt videos) showing just how much Force she's got with some very impressive lightsaber skills (I particularly like the behind-the-back catch). Now I'm still waiting for confirmation from 23andMe, but I think she may in fact be the real last Jedi. For reference, my legs fell asleep on the toilet this morning and I pulled down the shower curtain trying not to collapse onto the floor. You know they say 80% of home accidents occur in the bathroom, but I think that figure is a little closer to I'm definitely going to die there, probably soon.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Christina D, who agrees Michelle probably could have sliced Darth Maul into at least quarters, if not eighths.

  • citizen7au

    There's talk that Lucasfilms are considering doing something with the Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic IP. If so - I think Michelle could be someone to play Bastila Shan - or certainly an unforgettable Jedi Master.

  • Deksam

    I am pretty sure this is the defining move Anakin used when transitioning into Vader.

  • Ace San

    Rule N.01 in lightsaber fighting:
    Don't let it touch you ..

  • Ace San

    Cool moves thu

  • Javier Arreola

    Fake!!! The shadows are all wrong in her "lightsaber"

  • Tigerh8r

    u old skewl!

  • Eric Ord

    cuet gril

  • Mi Will

    Missed opportunity, Holy Snokes*

  • Jenness

    I wonder how many kids she has because she just reminds me of those annoyed moms of toddlers & pre-schoolers doing 18 things at once trying to get them out of the door.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I'd guess either 0 or 10. It's definitely nowhere in between those numbers. Not possible. Her body would suggest 0.

  • Munihausen

    Greivous would beat the crap out of that lady.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I think a malfunctioning battle droid would murder the shit out of her. I was counting how many times she would have killed herself whipping a "cut-everything plasma beam" around her own body. Not to mention that I think according to canon the "blade" of a light saber doesn't have any notable mass because it's made of high energy plasma instead of anything of notable mass.

  • Closet Nerd

    Terrified and slightly aroused....

  • Eric Ord

    SHE'S A HUMAN BEING, OH MY GOD

  • Douchy McDouche

    With an amazing ass.

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