Doorbell Cam Captures Man Getting Bitten On Face By Snake

May 8, 2019

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This is some doorbell cam footage of Jerel Heywood getting bitten on the face by a snake while coming to visit a friend. Thankfully, the snake (which had been wrapped around the home's porch light) was nonvenomous and Jerel was quickly released from the hospital after a couple stitches and a round of antibiotics. Snakes, man -- they'll bite your face. Or anything that moves really. But they won't eat their vegetables, which is why there's never been a snake in the history of snakes whose mother let it have dessert. HISTORICAL FACT. The closest one has ever come is that serpent in the Garden of Eden, who 100% licked that apple before convincing Eve to eat it.

Keep going for the whole video.

Thanks to Jeffrey S, who agrees always look out for snakes.

  • mortavitch

    Anyone remember the Viper car alarm?

    https://www.youtube.com/wat...

  • MustacheHam

    He didn't say the password.

  • Douchy McDouche

    No need to be hisssterical. It just wanted to give the man a little asp-rin for his headache.

  • Bling Nye

    You done good, boa. I got nothin' much to adder on to it. Gonna put on my moccasins and go pay a visit to my baby mamba, maybe show her my python and play with her sidewinders.

  • Jesus H. Presley ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ™

    Got Damn!!!

  • GeneralDisorder

    I'm reminded of the immortal words of Steve Irwin. "Whatever you do you can't let the snake bite your face because you can't put a pressure bandage on your neck"

  • Closet Nerd

    "IN THE FAAAAACE!!!!!"
    https://tenor.com/view/in-t...

  • Ollie Williams

    Admittedly that's a pretty solid security system.

  • Jenness

    Hell yeah it is, and friend / future visitor of any kind repellent.

    That dude can live in peace now. lol

  • Ollie Williams

    This is perfect, since I hate everyone. Also, where the hell have you been?

  • Jenness

    I'd tell you but it would bore you to tears and be depressing. Instead let me play you a song out of a flute I made with my broken dreams. *tootle toot peep badeet daddleetle*

  • Ollie Williams

    Lovely.

  • Geekologie

    wait, are you copying my tags OR DO WE THINK WITH THE SAME BRAIN

  • Ollie Williams

    You know the answer to that question. Look within your heart and pants.

  • Doog

    I'm voting for SAME BRAIN!

  • Mihos Bubastis

    That snake should get itself checked

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