This is a video of some guy not wearing his seatbelt and getting his ass stuck in the passenger side footwell after his friend brakes suddenly. This is why you should aways wear your seatbelt. Also, as comfortable as it is, you really shouldn't put your feet on the dash either. That's a great way to watch your legs go zipping past your ears in the event of an accident. I care about you. With this *patting chest* this right here. "A chocolate milk stain?" No -- my heart, jackass. You know what you should hang one leg out the window.
Keep going for the whole video.
Thanks to Marc B, who agrees now you should crank the heat to the floor vents and really make his ass sweat.