Take That, Jaws: Mechanical Shark Riding Fail

April 9, 2019

This is a short video of a woman attempting to ride a mechanical shark when the shark decides it doesn't want to be ridden anymore and immediately beaches itself. As funny as it was watching the shark break, it's the laugh of the lady filming that really makes the video. That sounds like the laugh of a woman who's no stranger to filming something with her phone in one hand and a plastic cup of white zinfandel in the other. I like your style, 4/5 shampoo bottles filled with coconut rum for your next cruise.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks again to MSA, who agrees you're going to have a hard time joining Aquaman's army with that shark riding performance.

  • The_Wretched

    The flip at the end was great but we could we get the chick with the flaming rope to give it a go?

  • Damon Sherman

    Considering the actual jaws-animatronic shark kept crapping out, this is on brand.

  • Draco Basileus

    Is a "killer whale" joke too insensitive?

  • sizzlepants

    Depends. Do you actually have a joke? Or are you just pointing out the obvious?

  • Douchy McDouche

    "You're gonna need a bigger shark."

  • Doog


  • GeneralDisorder

    Total pro. She stayed on even when the world collapsed beneath her. She's my type.

  • MustacheHam

    Add "mechanical" to "shark" to the ideal of a build and you're gonna have an epic or dangerous time.

  • ChungLingSoo

    I totally resist any whales riding sharks jokes.

  • Wooder

    This is the one time, I feel for the shark. This is a low point in his downward spiraling list of career choices.

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