Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise Of Skywalker Gets First Trailer

April 12, 2019

This is the just-released at Star Wars Celebration Chicago trailer for Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise Of Skywalker. I took the time to analyze the trailer meticulously frame-by-frame and caught some very subtle hints as to what's going to happen in the movie. Namely, that BB-8 finally makes friends with the Pixar lamp, Lando Calrissian returns to pilot the Millennium Falcon (unfortunately sans Colt 45 product placement like I suggested), and there's a Death Star crashed in an ocean somewhere. Also that I'm the world's greatest detective and if sleuthing skills were directly proportional to penis size the Rebels wouldn't have even needed a thermal exhaust port or ion torpedoes to take out the Death Star, only a phone call.

Keep going for the trailer.

Thanks to Randall, who was the first to send the tip and will be the only one receiving credit for it. You have to be quick with your buzzers.

  • The_Wretched

    At 1:16 - light sabres cute people in half. Why bother with the body throw near a light sabre that would have fried you anyway?

  • Deksam

    The other trailer for this Star Wars episode, had Han Solo's blood cloned into an army of Hans... Way to ruin a plot feature, I thought!!!

  • Opening bit looks like a training exercise-slash-jedi hazing ritual.

    Also, is this a new desert planet or just a new section of one we've already seen?

  • ShartInYourJacuzzi

    Arrakis

  • The_Wretched

    the spice must flow

  • The_Lady_in_the_Van

    Either Kylo has his face mangled, or this is a particularly savy, flying Knight of Ren - like a sub-boss battle.

  • Doog

    Personally, I'm pretty excited for this

  • Chaz Gomez

    They always run in a straight line...

  • The_Lady_in_the_Van

    Wouldn't you if you were going to do a kick-ass backflip?

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  • ANOTHER Deathstar. Sheesh.

  • The_Lady_in_the_Van

    I'd rather a third Death Star than. I don't know... using The Emperor again.

    Oh...

  • Bling Nye

    I realized awhile ago I'd rather not watch trailers for movies I'm interested in since they always inadvertently give cool stuff away. It detracts from the awe factor when watching the movie itself, knowing something is coming in that particular scene.

    The specific thing that caused me to come to this decision: seeing Darth Maul's lightsaber lighting up on the other end in the trailer. Totally took the "WOW"-factor out of that scene in the actual movie for me knowing it was coming.

  • Eric Ord

    Right but the wow factor of the trailer

  • sizzlepants

    Yup.

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