Setting The Mood: A Bluetooth Speaker With Flickering LED Flame Effect

April 16, 2019


This is the $40 LED Flame Table Lamp With Bluetooth Speaker available from DIKAOU. It's an indoor/outdoor Bluetooth speaker with a lantern-like flame effect thanks to its array of 96 flickering LEDs. Obviously, it's the perfect addition for spending a romantic night outdoors with that special someone. Just create a slow jam playlist on your phone, sync the speaker, pour some wine, maybe do a little light caressing, whisper a few sweet nothings in their ear, and the next thing you know...honey, wait -- where are you going?! "You said I have elf ears." That was a compliment! I love how pointy they are, like they could cut glass.

Keep going for one more shot (I feel like the 'Nothing is worth living for without music' tagline might be a little drastic) and a short video of the speaker in action while playing the beginning of Shakira's 'Try Everything' (from Zootopia), which is not in my top ten favorite song intros.


Thanks to DT, who agrees it's all about setting the mood.

  • Kale BlackFlash Johnson

    Obviously playing Akon - Smack That

  • The_Wretched

    But will it work in our demon summoning ritual?

  • GeneralDisorder

    No. I mean, what? I'm not planning anything. I don't know where those skeletons came from.

  • sizzlepants

    I'd rather take portraits with an Etch-a-Sketch.

  • Bling Nye

    PRO TIP: When preparing to view pr0n on your device, make sure you are not still connected to any bluetooth speaker before pressing play on your device.

  • GeneralDisorder

    That sounds like an amateur tip.

  • Bling Nye

    No that would be your penis. HEYO

    But seriously, I keep seeing 'tifu' stories about people forgetting their bluetooth speaker is connected when they fire up the ol' pr0nmobile for a spin around the block and come out to the aghast faces of their friends/family/others.

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