Real Products That Exist: Realistic Bacon Strip Band-Aids

April 15, 2019

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These are the Bacon Bandages from Archie McPhee. Each $6 tin contains fifteen 3-inch by 1-inch bandages printed and cut to look like bacon strips. Plus each pack comes with a free prize! Presumably something to accidentally cut yourself with. Still, as tipster K Diddie pointed out, they really missed the opportunity to make these scratch-n-sniff bandages in order to attract animals and add a little *Italian chef kiss* to picking and eating your scabs.

Keep going for a shot of an amateur forearm model rocking a bacon bandage.

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Thanks to K Diddie, who agrees scabs marinated with Neosporin are the best and I think I've just made myself have to puke now.

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