Okaaaay: A Video From The Annual Sasquatch Calling Festival In Whitehall, New York

April 19, 2019

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This is a an ESPN E:60 video highlighting the participants of the annual Sasquatch Calling Festival that takes place every fall in the Adirondack mountain town of Whitehall, New York. Some of the competitors claim they've seen Sasquatch, others claim the've heard it, but none claim they've ever had sex with one. Except me, I've had sex with one, and it was a she. I mean not that I wouldn't have either way, because, come on, this is Sasquatch we're talking about. It's just like riding a bike -- you never know if you'll ever get another chance.

Keep going for the video, but if you just want to hear the calling it starts around 2:45. Also, I'm fairly certain most of these people were only scaring Sasquatch deeper into the woods.

Thanks to K Diddie, who would have won first, second AND third place in that competition because the man knows his Sasquatch calls. Plus I heard he can also summon Nessie by singing through a piece of submerged PVC pipe.

  • The_Wretched

    Really. Sasquatch aren't stupid. Just say you're offering free beer. They'll show.

  • Eric Ord

    Just so everyone knows, I'm off work Monday-Wednesday next week, so I'm going to be getting lots of FIRSTS

  • sizzlepants

    Not turning on the volume on that clip. Still entertaining though hahaha

  • Douchy McDouche

    If this is what a sasquatch sounds like then I'm married to one.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Man, these are the worst hog-callers I've ever seen.

  • Bling Nye

    Sasquatch has caller ID and he's screening your calls. Besides, he's living in the PNW, so why would he answer a call from a New York area code? Quit spammin' ya damn scammers!

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  • Alf in pog form

    Ironic.

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