Oh, Just A Chimp Skillfully Using A Smartphone To Scroll Through Pictures And Videos To Watch

April 25, 2019

This is a short Twitter video of a chimp adeptly scrolling through and viewing pictures and videos on a smartphone like it's owned one its whole life. Meanwhile, my uncle regularly calls me trying to reach the maintenance man for his condo, who, at least from what I've gathered before my uncle realizes his mistake, is "a real no-good piece of shit" and "nothing but thumbs." Obviously, pretty strong words for a man who desperately needs his toilet unclogged.

Keep going for the video while I wish the apes would just take over already. I mean there's no way they could do an even more miserable job than we have.

Thanks again to hairless, who agrees that chimp is probably smarter than half the people you interact with in a day.

  • Wooder

    He's already trolling people and putting banana jokes in all of his comments...what a primate!

  • Jenness

    If he starting liking posts I would have really gotten depressed.

    But not as depressed as someone who is on social media all the time. Poor chimp :(

  • lushkneebumbuild

    every one of them depicting a female chimp's ass

  • Bling Nye

    Google search history:

    "tiddies"

    "monkey ass"

    "hot monkey ass"

    "hot monkey tiddy ass"

  • Douchy McDouche

    He'll be swiping right in no time.

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