Not Tonight: Kangaroo Rat Jump Kicks Lunging Rattlesnake To Escape Attack

April 3, 2019

This is some high speed camera footage of a kangaroo rat demonstrating its lightning-quick reflexes by jump kicking an attacking rattlesnake in order to escape being tonight's dinner. Impressive work, Master Splinter. "That wasn't me." I know, I just assumed this was one of your pupils. "Oh why, because it's a rat and I'm a rat?" What? No -- because clearly it learned from the very best, and you're the very best. "Oh, well then -- thank you." Just kidding it was the rat thing.

Keep going for the video, which shows a real-time version, then the slow motion at 0:30.

Thanks to MSA, who agrees when in doubt, kick it in the face.

  • Rat did at least three rolls out of that kick but... yea he still got bit so he hella ded. Chill way to go out though. Probably confused the ever loving fuck outta that snek.

  • ChungLingSoo

    The rat kicked his a$$ then came back to take his name.

  • Douchy McDouche

    I feel sorry for that first rat who got it on with a kangaroo.

  • Deksam

    He won that battle as he lost that war.

  • GWZipper

    I think snek ded

  • WhiteEagle2

    It was really interesting how long it took the snake's jaw to close. It hit the ground and bounced a bit before finally closing.

  • Munihausen

    Impressive, but Ninja Rat is most likely now Dessicated Ninja Snake Poop. Don' got bit.

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