Live Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie Gets A Trailer

April 30, 2019

"Gotta go fast."

Since it was presumably already too late to pull the plug when they realized they should have, this is a video for the upcoming live action Sonic The Hedgehog movie in theaters this November. Highlights include: Coolio's 'Gansta's Paradise' as the trailer's soundtrack, James Marsden, Jim Carrey as Dr. Robotnik as Jim Carrey, a bunch of awful lines, a CG anthropomorphic hedgehog with human teeth and fur, and when it ended. Honestly, I'm pretty excited to see this in the theater. Maybe I'll even bring a friend, but I'll definitely bring my own candy and a horse tranquilizer.

Keep going for the trailer while I make a note to myself to also remember to bring my camcorder because if this is as good as I think it's gonna be, there's no way I'll be able to wait for the Blu-Ray release to be able to watch it at home.

Thanks to Allyson S and chase, who are both officially invited to come see the movie with me opening night. We should reserve our seats soon though.

  • l'enfant sauvage

    Dodges a hundred missiles.
    Get's shot by a tranq gun.

  • jimmycleaver

    So is this film going to par with the Super Mario Bros. as the top-tier worst disaster video game based movie ever made?

  • Rick Thomas

    Chris-chan is going to wreck a movie theater near you.

  • jimmycleaver

    "Don't call anyone!" -pepper sprays the box office clerk-

  • hearevil

    God please make this a joke... and include a live animation Megaman!

  • Richard H Sanford

    They missed an opportunity not using "Amish Paradise" instead.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Thanks. I hate it. I mean, really. Did they have to make Sonic look like a guy in a fur suit?

  • Qthedude16

    god he just looks horrible, he looks so horrible

  • asadachi

    cringe worthy

  • Munihausen

    To watch if only to catch Jim Carrey before he up and commits suicide.

  • Chris

    Dear god, this is hilarious. I can't wait for Chris Chan's review.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    So many wrongs :
    - Dr. Robotnik is supposed to be... well egg-shaped.
    - Sonic's entire shape is odd looking and ugly
    - Sonic doesn't procude electricity, at best maybe sound, he IS named sonic.
    - The robots are supposed to be animals and plant shaped.
    - ... the whole trailer, really.

  • jimmycleaver

    And the poor choice of music for the trailer.

  • Douchy McDouche

    I hope this movie reveals what unholy union produced this mutant.

  • Bling Nye

    "If I may... Um, I'll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you're using here, it didn't require any discipline to attain it. You read what others had done and you took the next step. You didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don't take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could, and before you even knew what you had, you patented it, and packaged it, and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now you're selling it, you wanna sell it. Well..."

    "I don't think you're giving us our due credit. Our scientists have done things which nobody's ever done before..."

    "Yeah, yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should."

  • Douchy McDouche


  • snook3r

    Only reason to watch this... Jim Carrey... That is all

  • Ren

    oh no

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