Kids Attempt To Escape 'Ice Prison' Crater At Russian Ice Park

April 5, 2019

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This is a video from the Oktem winter sports park in Russia of some kids (and possibly a couple adults -- it's hard to tell with all that parka) trying to escape the 'ice prison' feature there. Basically it's a large smooth-walled ice crater that makes it extremely difficult to get any traction. Granted I could have gotten out easy, but-- "No, you wouldn't have ripped off the leg off a fellow inmate and used the bone to carve stairs." Stay out of my head!

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Francesca, who wants to know what all the other rides in the park are.

  • The_Wretched

    Let's have the kids-in-leper-pits from the middle east next.

  • Tigerh8r

    "You play in crater now, I go for smoke and drink with neighbor lady."

  • Deksam

    The inspiration for Russia's chill song called, Ruskies In The Bucketies.

  • rhartness

    My immediate thought was to try to get up some speed running in a circle. Not sure if it’d work but that’s your best bet.

  • Adibobea9

    Wait, these people hacked the US election…?

  • lushkneebumbuild

    nah, they merely hacked hillary's shite personal server. explains why she smashed it with hammers before turning it in doesn't it

  • GeneralDisorder

    "No collusion!"

  • Munihausen

    Who needs a wall?

  • Douchy McDouche

    Start with a small crater for fun and games. After testing phase is complete make a huge one and throw the opposition in. All hail, Tsar Putin!

  • lushkneebumbuild

    how did they make it, i want to see a video of that instead

  • Wooder

    I think its a russian daycare...eventually a kid would smuggle in some salt.

  • Andyman7714

    Why wouldn't they just bribe the guard with their daily rations of vodka?

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