I'm Flying Jack!: Man Takes To The Skies Trying To Hold Down Patio Umbrella During High Winds

April 4, 2019

This is a short video from the Osmaniye province in southern Turkey of a man trying to use his weight to hold down a patio umbrella during particularly high winds and taking to the skies. No word how far the man traveled, but presumably all the way to the Banks family residence in London, where he's now employed as the children's nanny.

Keep going for the video with a little slow motion action while I wish that was me because I've always wanted to do that.

Thanks to Closet Nerd, who's no stranger to chim chiminey chim chiminey chim chim cher-oos.

  • Mike Gover

    He wasn't trying to hold down the umbrella, he saw his opportunity and took it.
    F*** this planet, see you on mars!

  • jimmycleaver

    "I must go, my people need me."

  • MustacheHam

    Now I know how big of an umbrella is needed for lift-off.

  • Douchy McDouche

    Is it too late to make a Mary Poppins joke?

  • Sadly, we missed our chance... ;-)

  • Jenness

    In the vid it says the man jumped off after being lifted 15 feet off the ground and wasn't hurt, unfortunately another man was hurt when the umbrella dropped on top of him.

  • Closet Nerd

    "I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!!!!!"

  • SmokeThatSkinWagon
  • Wooder

    Mary Poppins was his server and he didn't leave a 15% tip...

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