This is a short TikTok video from XKDMONEYTREE (man, I could use a money tree) imagining five different types of frat bros as fighting game player selection screens. Who would you choose? I think I'd go with the shirtless guy with the beer bong -- what he lacks in armor he at least makes up for with a weapon. Of course I don't know too much about fraternity bros because when I was in college I didn't have time to socialize, I was too busy *putting on cool guy shades* accumulating an insurmountable amount of student debt. "Like, how much exactly, I want DETAILS." Haha, put the boner away, McDuck. But let's just say, imagine if your money vault pool had a deep end.
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Thanks to Christina D, who agrees the best fraternity of all time was the Order Of The Phoenix.