Five Different Types Of Frat Bros Imagined As Fighting Game Character Selection Screens

April 26, 2019


This is a short TikTok video from XKDMONEYTREE (man, I could use a money tree) imagining five different types of frat bros as fighting game player selection screens. Who would you choose? I think I'd go with the shirtless guy with the beer bong -- what he lacks in armor he at least makes up for with a weapon. Of course I don't know too much about fraternity bros because when I was in college I didn't have time to socialize, I was too busy *putting on cool guy shades* accumulating an insurmountable amount of student debt. "Like, how much exactly, I want DETAILS." Haha, put the boner away, McDuck. But let's just say, imagine if your money vault pool had a deep end.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Christina D, who agrees the best fraternity of all time was the Order Of The Phoenix.

  • Wooder

    What's with the "gigilo swing" dance...that just looks gay.

    He dresses and dances like a old white guy.

  • spikedeclue

    Are you 12? I thought we all stopped worrying about looking gay by the time we left middle school.

  • Ivanna Pewpalott

    is there something wrong with looking gay

  • GeneralDisorder

    Ooh, I know the answer. If you aren't gay and look it you're appropriating gay culture. Right? Did I grievance correctly?

  • sizzlepants

    I mean I -do- want to punch all the faces right now. So I guess that's effective.

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