This is a video of a circus performer practicing a little horizontal juggling for the non-profit Big Apple Circus. For those of you struggling to understand how the illusion works, it's called magic, and I wouldn't be holding my breath for that acceptance letter to Hogwarts you've been hoping for since you were almost 11. I'm sorry, but I think it's time to accept you're a Nubble. "You mean Muggle." What? No -- like the very end of a tit. "A nipple?" Whatever, you're not magic, that's my point. "But nipples are magic." My God....when you're right, you're right. I'll call Dumbledore and see what the hell the holdup is.
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Thanks to Brett EE, who agrees horizontal juggling is cool, but being able to pull a nice juicy rabbit out of your hat whenever you're north of the Wall and starving is even cooler.