You Did It Wrong: Guy Pouring Champagne Tower Ruins Everything

March 7, 2019


This is a short video of the guy in charge of pouring a champagne tower (PROTIP: never be the person in charge of pouring the champagne tower) knocking over a glass, which domino effects into the whole tower crumbling and breaking. I expected the musicians to continue playing just like the band when the Titanic was going down, but they didn't, they stopped. I expected more from them. Personally, I've never gotten to experience a champagne tower in real life because I've never been invited to a fancy enough event to warrant one, but maybe some day. And, if I happen to throw an oyster fork into the tower when nobody is looking to bring the whole thing down, well, this should have been my promotion party anyways. I also Ex-Laxed the punch and put 'OUT OF ORDER' signs on all the bathrooms. Congratulations, Richard!

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Ryan WL, who agrees this guy should have volunteered to set those little burning cans under the buffet's chafing dishes instead, although he would have probably just set the table on fire.

  • Douchy McDouche


  • MustacheHam

    That was painful to watch.

  • Lone Skeleton

    That one dude on the violin was the only one who kept going though, right fuckin professional that lad.

  • Corky McButterpants

    I believe his great-grandfather was on the Titanic.
    Checks out.

  • Eric Ord

    I'm not sure why, but this also reminds me of my FIRSTS and shitposts on the Geekologie message boards

  • Irina Abramovich

    GW says he likes firsts or at least doesn’t hate them so don’t beat yourself up over it....

  • Eric Ord

    I do what I want

  • Bling Nye

    Champagne? No... real pain.

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  • Wooder

    GW, the video does not play for me....trying to not take it personally!

  • Ollie Williams

    I bet you use Chrome, eh?

  • Munihausen

    People don't use Chrome anymore? I better let my Foursquare group know.

  • The_Wretched


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