Yikes: Killer Whale Heads Straight For Diver In Antarctica

March 5, 2019

This is a video from scientist Dr Regina Eisert in the Ross Sea Marine Protected Area of Antarctica starring a killer whale that beelines it straight for her after noticing her presence. That must have been exhilarating. After making contact with her camera and realizing Regina is neither threat nor prey, the orca then offers Regina the chewed tail fin of a fish. Now I'm not sure what that means, but Aquaman informed me it may have been a marriage proposal, which makes sense because who goes around sharing their perfectly good fish tails with just anybody? Personally, I would have said yes and found a way to join the killer whale for a life beneath the waves. *using conch shell phone* Hey babe, so do you think Ursula would trade me fins for my penis?

Keep going for the whole video.

Thanks to Shannon S, who agrees if you ever have a run-in with a killer whale you should never, under any circumstances, mention Sea World.

  • Jenness

    It's all cute until that thing opened it's mouth and the teeth, those sharp teeth are all smiling at you then it's more like explosive diarrhea for cover like ink for cover maneuver needs to happen. Though, in a wetsuit that probably would only squish in there and end up migrating due to water pressure up to your face. Ewww.. Nevermind. Awful, Awful idea.

  • Tigerh8r

    LOL! When I read that I had a vision of two squids watching and one saying to the other, "I've been doing it wrong."

  • Deksam

    Oh, I am pretty sure Ursula would do anything of that nature...

    https://imgsafe.org/image/e...

  • Munihausen

    That lady almost had a whale of a problem on her hands.

    There is certainly something fishy about this video.

    You can't teach a killer whale new tricks, orcan you?

  • Corky McButterpants

    That's oh for three; and it's orca new.

  • Beard

    I saw a very unpopular and obscure documentary about this animal a few years back. It was called ShadowPorpoise or something. Said something about this animal being really dangerous. Surprised the photographer/videographer wasn't robbed at gunpoint here.

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    Awwww! 😍

  • Irina Abramovich

    GW has to trade fins for a penis because he is a true revolutionary when it comes to imagining Ursula with a random wang in her magic bag.... I’ll bet a swimming dog would think it’s s hot dog and eat it.

    Eric Ord: are you celebrating any milestones with atheistgirl? Like the first time she showed you a naked alien lady and said you should get surgery to look like her

  • Bling Nye

    Whale ain't that sumthin'...

  • Nicholas Conrad

    Quite an orca-sian to celebrate.

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