Woman Recording Video Birthday Message On Phone Pulls Out Of Parking Spot, Immediately Gets In Fender Bender

March 21, 2019

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This is a video of a cool aunt recording a birthday message for Marge (aka Large Marge In Charge -- she must love that nickname) on her na-na-na-na-na-nineteenth birthday while parked at a strip mall, then proceeding to sing happy birthday and exit her parking space prior to finishing the message and immediately getting into an accident. Jesus, Marge, is that what you wished for -- a fender bender? "Did you not hear my nickname? Besides, she videos and drives too much." Valid. Really it's just nice to know I'm not the only one who still makes shameful birthday wishes.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Linby, who disagrees why look for other motorists when you can look at your phone?

  • Ed Hopkins

    She starts to say, "I just hit somebody" but switches it to, "somebody just hit me."

  • stablu

    Her car didn't even shake. #fakenews.

  • Nicholas Conrad

    Well, is everyone ok? I want to know before watching the video.

  • Jenness

    Me too! I also think the accident was her fault and she has video proof of that. LOL

  • sizzlepants

    Wow. That image. Work face / O face hahaha

  • GeneralDisorder

    I'm gonna need to see the dashcam of everyone involved in this collision. Did she really get hit or did she hit someone?

  • Douchy McDouche

    Once I forgot to pull out and also had an accident.

  • Nicholas Conrad

    "forgot", riiiiiiiiight....

  • ShockOf Gayness

    DEFINITELY NOT AN ISSUE FOR ME :D

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