Oh Man: Restaurant Worker Drops 5.5-Gallon Bucket Of Dressing, Gets Instant Ranch Facial Treatment

March 21, 2019

This is a video of a restaurant employee accidentally letting a 5.5-gallon bucket of ranch dressing slip out of her hands in the kitchen and (as the guy watching the security footage says) BOOOOOOOOM! Ahahahahahahaha! *then somebody else in the background* AHUYUKYUKYUKYUK! Now I'll be the first person to admit that I drink ranch like chocolate milk and the list of restaurants with all-you-can-eat salad bars that I've been banned from reads like a list of all the restaurants with all-you-can-eat salad bars, but this is not how I like my ranch. And that means something, because I even once had a girlfriend break up with me for my ranch obsession because "Please don't, this is a wedding -- can you at least wait until the reception?" Obviously *wipes ranch from chin with knuckle, puts on custom Hidden Valley branded cool guy sunglasses* I objected.

Keep going for the video (complete with slow motion and some video of the aftermath at the beginning) while I try to find some celery sticks to clean up the mess she made.

Thanks to MSA, who knows if that had been Marie's Blue Cheese dressing those employees would have been licking it off the walls.

  • Juvenal Osegueralopez

    not the first time she took 5 gal to the face

  • PowerGloveKid

    thats a hell of a cum shot

  • Stretch

    Instant Bukakke!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Douchy McDouche

    UPDATE: Turns out that's not a restaurant kitchen. It's a sperm bank laboratory.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Oh yeah. I remember that documentary.

  • Tigerh8r

    Could watch all day! Laugh every time! (What's wrong with me?)

  • L3g3ndQ


    first thing that came to mind B^)

  • FearlessFarris

    Came here for the comments. Was not disappointed.

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  • Nicholas Conrad

    First viral hog, now pornhub, what will Geekologie link to next?

  • The_Wretched

    RNC after party hosted by Cindy Yang.

  • sizzlepants

    I remember reading about a couple that really, really like ranch dressing. As in - they used it for lube.

    Also looks like this worker's left foot slipped before dropping the bucket. Doesn't make it less funny though hahahah

  • The_Wretched

    Some weekends my left foot slips. Not quite as impressive as her facial though.

  • Bling Nye

    Oh, I've seen that pr0n.

  • SmokeThatSkinWagon
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