No Thanks: Diver Briefly Gets Stuck In Whale's Mouth

March 12, 2019

Seen here doing his best Johah impression, this is a video of 51-year old dive tour operator Rainer Schimpf discussing being accidentally (and thankfully only very briefly) stuck in the mouth of a Bryde's whale while it was feeding during a sardine run off the coast of Port Elizabeth, South Africa. Wow -- that must have been exhilarating. Still *opens wallet, double checks tattered bar napkin* nope, not on my bucket list. "That's just a doodle of some boobs." It's a bucket list AND a vision board.

Keep going for the video with much more description.

Thanks to Happy, who agrees ol' Rainer should have kindly asked the whale to take him to Atlantis. You blew it, bro! A once in a lifetime opportunity and you choked.

  • Tigerh8r

    You know that guy thought he was dead tho!

  • The_Wretched

    That whale eats krill and little tiny things. It didn't want a human in there.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Whales are incapable of consent.

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  • The Snack Knight

    ..But imagine being stuck inside you're beautiful lover. Now that's something.

  • Douchy McDouche

    Great, now regular whales want to kill us too.

  • Munihausen

    I can't image that guy would taste too good. What?

  • Ollie Williams

    Johah, the Bible's lesser known character.

  • Munihausen

    Methuselah, for the win.

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