Meanwhile In Russia: This Year's Winner Of The Face Slapping Contest

March 21, 2019

This is a video from Krasnoyarsk, Russia of the final round of what I can only assume is Russia's premier face-slapping league of winner Vasiliy Kamotskiy (left) finally slapping enough sense into his opponent's brain that it shuts down and he passes out to prevent another hit. Kamotskiy then takes home the grand prize of 30,000 rubles, which is *Googles conversion rate* around $470. Wait, what? A Russian face-slapping contest already sounds enough like I'd rather take my chances with an actual bear, but all for only $470? These maniacs are even crazier than I thought. 4/5 permanent handprints on face, wouldn't hesitate to ride this man into battle.

Keep going for the video while I congratulate Zangief on the victory.

Thanks to hairless, who agrees there's a sport for everybody.

  • snook3r

    everybody thinks is wasnt fair (left obviously more dominant then man on the right) but just remember this was the FINALS. that guy on the right also knocked some sweet russian face before this bout, so no mercy to him.

  • Deksam

    This "sport" is a slap to the face of the WWE!

  • GeneralDisorder

    Russia isn't the only place where they have slap fights.

  • Douchy McDouche

    You know US has these slapping championships as well, right?

  • Tigerh8r

    Hands the size of friggin' catcher's mitts!

  • lushkneebumbuild

    the beard is what won it for him, otherguy misread the jawline and barely connected

  • The_Wretched

    works to block facial recog stuff too. especially if you work a line of reflective bits below your real jaw line.

  • James Mcelroy

    Vasiliy hits at least 20x harder, they should be in different leagues because they're in different leagues.

  • Bling Nye

    Dude on the right getting the slappy seconds.

  • FearlessFarris

    You win.

  • Munihausen
  • Bling Nye

    1) Grow a beard
    2) Slap
    3) ???
    4) Profit

  • GeneralDisorder

    How can she slap?

  • Michael Knight

    seems like pretty loose rules on the slapping. guy on right takes hand off corner and slaps. guy on left takes hand off corner, pulls arm back and twists whole body and unleashes using his full body in the hit.
    i'd say he cheated, but not to his face.

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