Man Backs SUV Through Doors Of Closed Beer Store To Steal Three Beers

March 20, 2019


Because there aren't any walls strong enough (until jail) to keep this man away from a few after-hours brewskis, this is some surveillance footage from a Delaware County (Delco), Pennsylvania beer distributor of a man backing his SUV through the store's doors, then proceeding to steal three Bud Ice tallboys and leaving, a move that will now and forever be known as a Delco beer run.

UPDATE: Added some much clearer footage from another angle that might as well be a mugshot.

Keep going the video while I speculate if he was apprehended two hours later while crawling back through the mess he made for some more cold ones.

Thanks to MSA, who informed me Delco operates by its own rules and I can only assume Closet Nerd would agree.

  • scott19

    On the way home he backed into a vending machine for a small bag of pretzels, rammed a Radio Shack for batteries for his remote, and drove through his front door so he could go inside and watch some basketball. It's March Madness baby!

  • Closet Nerd

    Delco born & raised!!!!!!!!
    We do operate by our own rules.
    I don't know how to put this but, we're kind of a big deal.

  • Bling Nye

    Many leather bound books and the rich smell of mahogany.

  • Douchy McDouche

    If it was three bottles of whiskey this would be somewhat justifiable. But 3 beers?

  • Deksam

    Take what you drink, drink what you take. It is just simple manners.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Should have grabbed three cases. Then drank three cases. I mean... why wouldn't you? Especially if you're about to go to jail.

  • Deksam

    Stomach stapled... ???? IDK...

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  • Talon184

    The first step is admitting that you have a problem...

  • Bling Nye

    "I'm out of beer."

  • Wooder

    An hour later he came back for the nachos and dip...the store now has a drive through.

  • Michael Knight

    and i thought i had a drinking problem....

  • Ollie Williams

    You do. We've been meaning to talk to you about that.

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