Landing Paraglider Gets Punched In Face By Kangaroo

March 20, 2019


Because what more Australian way to say welcome back to earth like a punch to the face (other acceptable welcome homes: venomous snake bite, landing in a crocodile's mouth, finding out your paraglider is just a giant spider), this is a video of paraglider Jonathan Bishop landing in the Orroral Valley of southeastern Australia when a kangaroo spots him and bounces over to give him the old 'You've Got Something On Your Chin.' The way it came straight for him, that kangaroo was committed to punching this man. And those claws it has -- no thank you. Maybe next time Jonathan will think twice before landing in the middle of Fight Club.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Greenphant, who agrees this is exactly why shouldn't even be allowed to paraglide in Australia without wearing a kangaroo costume.

  • hearevil

    Everything is trying to kill you in Australia, Roos are mean as hell. Google Australian Possum for some good feels what a cute bugger.

  • How do I do my Dunkaroos?
    Like this, Bitch!

  • Bling Nye

    Well that was certainly roo'd behavior.

  • Douchy McDouche

    "Welcome to Australia, ya flying cunt!"

  • Fartbutt

    Underrated comment

  • ChungLingSoo

    This is gonna start a new video trend: Gangsta Roos!

    Y'all gon' make me lose my mind, Down Under here!

  • Ivanna Pewpalott

    the end of the video he realized why that aggressive male punched him, he slept with the kangaroos wife. He even admits it out loud, last 2 words he says

  • AndrewP

    Female Kangaroos have 2 vaginas

  • Nicholas Conrad

    I thought they were all pretty chill about that stuff down there. I mean, all koalas didn't get syphilis from monogamy.

  • The_Wretched

    Roo drive by
    "not today sucker"

    Australia, where even the rabbits are trying to kill you.

  • Munihausen

    Serves the guy right. However, I am glad there are no (wild, at least outside of Texas perhaps) Kangaroos in the U.S. That hopping motion is a bit distressing.

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