These are several video demonstrations of the Magic Array Wireless Phone Charger (~$44 on Amazon, but probably available elsewhere). You just put your wireless charging enabled phone in the center of the circle and the magic symbols light up with some sound effects to let you know your phone is charging, and presumably summon some demons for good measure. No word if the addition of a small blood sacrifice will enable quick charging, but I have a roommate filled with more than his fair share who doesn't know he's gonna help me find out.
Keep going for the videos while I troubleshoot why my magic array charger isn't working. "Your phone is like ten years old." So? "So you probably need to microwave the charger first to make it compatible." Now you're making sense!
Thanks to Luc, who, like me, is holding out for a model where you can change all the light colors.