Get Back To Work!: A Cat Laptop Scratching Post

March 29, 2019

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This is the ~$32 Cat Scratch Laptop designed and sold by SUCK UK. The laptop features a customizable screen you can slide any picture you want into, a corrugated cardboard keyboard for scratching, and an attached fuzzy toy mouse(!). You know, whenever my cat curls up on my laptop I always joke to my girlfriend that maybe he's finally decided to start pulling his own weight around here and actually make some money for us. I mean he never is, he's usually just pulling all my keyboard keys off, but I joke about it anyways. My girlfriend always laughs, but deep down I know she hates me and wishes I'd stop.

Keep going for a few more shots.

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Thanks to my friend becca b, who informed me her cat is a day trader and already lost tens of thousands of dollars.

  • Tigerh8r

    I already constantly fight to keep my wife's stupid cat off of my laptop. Why would I invite it?

  • GeneralDisorder

    My cat would have just pissed on this thing and never touched it again.

  • typowned

    Why the fuck are my keys all marked up and a bird's foot in slime between the jklm keys?

    *Looks to the left at the dilapidated Cat Scratch Laptop*

    Ah fuck, knew this was a bad idea.

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