The Forever 21 USPS Fashion Collection

March 28, 2019


Because kids these days love the snail mails, this is the United States Postal Service collection available from Forever 21 (I can't wait for the UPS and Fed-Ex collections!). The very moderately priced tops and bottoms include such USPS classics as 'Priority' and 'Express'. FUN FACT: I actually met a friend's kid over the weekend who thought the USPS was invented specifically for Amazon deliveries. Can you believe that? So young and already so bright. Now if you'll excuse me-- "You have some crop tops to buy." *patting belly* A tan tummy is a happy tummy.

Thanks to B, who agrees if they actually took the collaboration seriously this entire collection would be made out of tape and cardboard.

  • Sayahh

    April Fools?

  • Bling Nye

    You gotta be First Class to wear this shit, but I'm surprised there's no "FRAGILE: HANDLE WITH CARE" or "CERTIFIED MALE" seems like they really could've delivered more...

  • Douchy McDouche

    Coming to a Walmart near you.

  • Megatron Jenkins


  • Munihausen

    Priority indeed.

  • sizzlepants

    I initially thought this was the reverse and an attempt by the postal service to get people to send mail again by making the stamps hot.

  • Ollie Williams

    I love these trends. It gives me instant access to know who I want to have zero interactions with.

  • Bling Nye

    Like you wouldn't wear the booty shorts with "THIS SIDE UP ⇧" on the ass.

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