A Self Defense Leather Coin Purse To Thump People With

March 8, 2019

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This is the $40 'EASYANT Mini Outdoor Every Day Carry Coin Purse Bag Men Utility Self-Defense Multi-Tool' available on Amazon. I'm pretty sure 'multi-tool' in this case is just two though: coin purse and skull thumper. The leather purse was designed to be fastened around a belt with its single snap so it's available for quick release and beat-down should the need arise. Just make sure you don't spend all your change on chewing tobacco or the thumper won't be as effective. Man, I still remember the first time I got hit with a sock full of change. "What were you doing?" Trying to steal my brother's sock full of change. "So you deserved it." I didn't say I didn't deserve it, I just said I remember it. *fills two crew socks with loose change, ties them together like nunchucks* Wanna play nickel ninjas?

Keep going for a couple more shots including one of the thumper being worn on what is quite possibly the cheapest belt I've ever seen.

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Thanks to Shawn OB, who agrees you'd be surprised the amount of damage some concentrated coinage can do.

  • pojojuniper

    I would fill it with lead BBs.

  • Douchy McDouche

    I already have one of these. But it's a sock with a bar of soap in it. I'm old school.

  • sizzlepants

    The only thing slapping someone with that thing is going to do is get you punched in the face when they stop laughing.

  • Gilbert

    Those stitches don't really look sturdy enough to take more than 1-2 hits if it's full of coins...

  • Lefthandpath54

    Blatent rip off of the mean gene which has been on the market for over 2 years at least....

    http://www.meangeneleather....

  • Wooder

    Or you can trade in your MAN card and you get this for FREE!

  • Bling Nye

    'Mini Outdoor Every Day Carry Coin Purse Bag Men Utility Self-Defense Multi-Tool'...

    Was 'Ouch Pouch' already taken?

  • GeneralDisorder

    Yes. That's the trademarked name of my ball sack.

  • Nicholas Conrad

    I didn't want to upvote you, but you left me no choice.

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