A Self Defense Leather Coin Purse To Thump People With

March 8, 2019


This is the $40 'EASYANT Mini Outdoor Every Day Carry Coin Purse Bag Men Utility Self-Defense Multi-Tool' available on Amazon. I'm pretty sure 'multi-tool' in this case is just two though: coin purse and skull thumper. The leather purse was designed to be fastened around a belt with its single snap so it's available for quick release and beat-down should the need arise. Just make sure you don't spend all your change on chewing tobacco or the thumper won't be as effective. Man, I still remember the first time I got hit with a sock full of change. "What were you doing?" Trying to steal my brother's sock full of change. "So you deserved it." I didn't say I didn't deserve it, I just said I remember it. *fills two crew socks with loose change, ties them together like nunchucks* Wanna play nickel ninjas?

Keep going for a couple more shots including one of the thumper being worn on what is quite possibly the cheapest belt I've ever seen.




Thanks to Shawn OB, who agrees you'd be surprised the amount of damage some concentrated coinage can do.

  • pojojuniper

    I would fill it with lead BBs.

  • Douchy McDouche

    I already have one of these. But it's a sock with a bar of soap in it. I'm old school.

  • sizzlepants

    The only thing slapping someone with that thing is going to do is get you punched in the face when they stop laughing.

  • Gilbert

    Those stitches don't really look sturdy enough to take more than 1-2 hits if it's full of coins...

  • Lefthandpath54

    Blatent rip off of the mean gene which has been on the market for over 2 years at least....


  • Wooder

    Or you can trade in your MAN card and you get this for FREE!

  • Bling Nye

    'Mini Outdoor Every Day Carry Coin Purse Bag Men Utility Self-Defense Multi-Tool'...

    Was 'Ouch Pouch' already taken?

  • GeneralDisorder

    Yes. That's the trademarked name of my ball sack.

  • Nicholas Conrad

    I didn't want to upvote you, but you left me no choice.

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