$200,000/Two Nights: The World's Most Expensive Hotel Suite (Is In Vegas, Looks Awful)

March 5, 2019

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This is the world's new most expensive hotel suite, designed by British artist Damien Hirst and located on the 34th-floor of the Palms Casino Resort Sky Villa. The 'Empathy Suite' costs $200,000 for a minimum two-night stay, takes up 9,000 square feet over two floors and includes at least three bull sharks preserved in formaldehyde. That's important to me in a hotel room. Some more info about the ridiculousness:

It features two master bedrooms, two massage rooms and two and a half bathrooms along with a cantilevered Jacuzzi showcasing mosaic inlaid butterflies around it. Fit for throwing lavish parties, the suite boasts of a bar with two lounges and exclusive media/theater areas that can accommodate up to 52 guests.


The entire space is decorated with Hirst-designed furniture, drapery, carpeting and Italian leather sofas, each of which features the quintessential butterfly motif.

A stay at the Damien Hirst suite also includes a 24-hour butler service, a chauffeured car service, A-list access to on-site entertainment, a private Palms art tour and more.

But it just looks so....awful. I mean maybe if you're Damien Hirst's biggest fan a stay there would make sense, but otherwise, why? "Why do rich people do anything?" No clue, but I really wish I knew firsthand. Speaking of *pushes glasses up on nose* are there any sugargeeks out there looking for a nerdtoy? "Will you only speak in programming languages?" AND dress as a different Star Wars character every day.

Keep going for a handful more shots of the tacky.

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Thanks again to v, who agrees if you don't take those sharks home with you after staying there you did it wrong.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Butterflies and sharks? Sure, those two things are part of the same theme.

  • AlimiraQuinn

    The decor gave me a headache...on top of my already there migraine.

  • Wilf Smith

    We live in a world where many starve and at the same time this example of outrageous excess cater to people that have so much they cannot even keep track of it.

    Obscene.

  • Nicholas Conrad

    C'mon now, how are you going to use two massage rooms at the same time? Two masseuses in one room would be much more efficient.

  • And much more of a happy ending.

  • Jenness

    This place is begging for someone to trash it - though with decor this loud I doubt the cleaning staff would even notice right away.

  • Wooder

    This designer was on LSD when they thought of this...
    The colors...butterflies and then sharks...so natural
    Where are the aliens? no abductions in this one.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    i'm pretty sure that's where they had the Real World: Las Vegas

  • Deksam

    I like the sharks but come on now, butterflies???
    Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

  • Ollie Williams

    One night would pay off the balance of my house, and then some.

  • Draco Basileus

    Does the turn down service leave ecstasy tabs on the pillows?

  • Homestar

    For that price it should leave an ecstasy lab...

  • Munihausen

    Bathroom is nice; the rest needs much, much more cocaine.

  • Mary Hunt

    contact Eltonwebspy97(@) GMAIL or text 424{242}55}91} for any related issues

  • PUNX

    for that price I would just poo anywhere and call in the 24hr butler service to clean it up... hell the poo will just add to that butterfly décor.

  • Tigerh8r

    And it would have to be on Whore Island. ... oh wait, it's in Vegas so same thing I guess...

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