The Bubbly Blaster, A Heavy Duty Squirt Gun Attachment For Champagne Bottles

February 1, 2019

This is the Bubbly Blaster, a metal spray head attachment made for champagne bottles that turn them into squirt guns that can shoot as far as 30-feet. Plus it doubles as a stopper. Plus it costs $100, making it far more economical to spray champagne by holding your thumb over the bottle like a normal person who was born with a Taco Bell spork in their mouth instead of a silver spoon.

Keep going for a couple more shots and a video while I speculate why anybody is spraying champagne anywhere else but their mouth or rectum in the first place.







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  • Zachary Zarko

    What's the big deal? Cristal is only $200 a bottle. If you're dirt poor, you could always spray a few $40 bottles of Perrier Jouet.

  • Closet Nerd

    And where was this BEFORE i started going to AA?!

  • Kanger

    Once a rich douche - always a rich douche.

  • heretikeen

    And people wonder why radical Muslims hate Western society.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Alright, I see what's going on here. But... It needs an air pump so it's not relegated to fizzy shit.

    How are you gonna blast someone with rum or whiskey from 30 feet away? You aren't. I guess you could just use a supersoaker like a normal idiot.

  • Munihausen

    Bad idea jeans

  • Douchy McDouche

    Lifehack: Fill MOET bottle with urine. Serve chilled. When people say it tastes like piss, call them uncultured swines.

  • Bling Nye

    "Banker Blasted by Bourgeois Bandit's Bubbly Blaster Betwixt Buttocks"

  • Bling Nye
  • Titty McNipplefondler

    Now that is a classy squirt gun!

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    all the people in that video just look like the worst

  • The_Wretched

    I don't drink (much) but would welcome the bearded guy in the gif for the weekend.

  • Bling Nye
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