Surf's Up!: Man Rides Giant Sheet of Ice After Destroying Above Ground Pool

February 22, 2019

Because summer probably isn't going to come anyways so what's the point of having a pool, this is a short video of a man riding the giant iceberg that froze on top of the above ground pool he's destroying with a shovel. It's also accompanied by the Pirates Of The Caribbean theme, which was definitely value-add. In his own inspirational words:

I saved the motherf***ing beer, dude!

Technically I'm not certain he saved the beer as much as it just didn't fall over when his ice raft hit the rapids, but whatever, I'm not here to argue with my newest hero. You just watch, this man is going to be a real star one day. "Of what?" I mean I'm assuming a backyard wrestling league.

Keep going for the video of Captain Jack London in action.

Thanks to hairless, who agrees it's refreshing to see some people still know how to have fun.

  • Douchy McDouche

    That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen.

  • Adibobea9

    When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow…

  • Bling Nye

    It's way subjectively better in reverse... https://imgur.com/a/xnCMTBh

    It looks like he's on ice in a river, gets one going and wedges them together then rides it to glory.

  • sizzlepants

    I'm not sure I'd say way better. They're both amazing in their own way one is artsy, the other is punk rock. Pick your poison - personally I've always been a punk on the inside hahaha

  • Bling Nye

    Fair 'nuff. And coincidentally I was just earlier listening to some punk I found on my old computer and transferred. Pistol Grip, Vandals, Bad Religion, Dead Milkmen, Propagandhi, NOFX, LTJ, Guttermouth, Bouncing Souls, Snuff, Bikini Kill, Screeching Weasel... lol good times.

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