Star Wars: Always, A Five-Minute Trailer For The Entire Franchise Using Clips From All Ten Films

February 27, 2019

Created by actor Topher Grace and video game editor Jeff Yorkes "while their wives were out of town one weekend", this is 'Star Wars: Always', a five-minute trailer for the entire Star Wars franchise using clips from all ten existing films (episodes 1 - 8 plus some Rogue One and Solo). The trailer is fine, but I was more excited to know a couple dudes weren't afraid to live life to the fullest while their significant others were out of town. Or -- OR -- did they actually piece the trailer together over the last few months knowing their wives were going out of town, and just pretended this his how they spent their weekend? "Not everyone is a pathological liar like you, GW." Oh no? Then how do you explain this photo of the two partying in Mexico? "It's Photoshopped." No it's not. "It's also Tobey Maguire and Thom Yorke from Radiohead." Ahahahahaha, I should have paid more attention what I was Googling.

Keep going for the trailer.

Thanks to Jacoby and Nathaniel, who agree that Star Wars, will, in fact, probably last forever.

  • Meh

    And to think they worked so hard only to make a bunch of shitty movies.

  • Everyone's entitled to their own opinion but I think we can all agree that Phantom Menace was better than Empire and that Jar-Jar is the Real Hero of the whole story...

  • infi_nitive

    I think it and you say it.

  • Bling Nye
  • James Mcelroy

    can we just be done with star wars? I mean, before it's completely destroyed.

  • infi_nitive

    I have a plan. You be done with it. End of plan.

  • James Mcelroy

    yeah, great idea. I totally should have thought of that.

  • Bling Nye

    Frankly there's not much Disney could do to fuck it up more than Lucas did himself. I'm already far more pleased with what they've done than anything Lucas has done since 1983.

  • FearlessFarris

    Even this would be better without the prequels.

  • Ivanna Pewpalott

    mixing a small amount of dog poop in with your brownie mix will still ruin the brownies

  • Clearly you've never tried my Tangerine Turd Tartlets.
    Absolutely deeee-lish... ;-)

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