So, They've Come To This: Hermit Crab Using Scary Doll Head For A Shell

February 8, 2019


This is a shot of a young hermit crab using a discarded doll head for a shell. Flashbacks to Toy Story aside, I tried zooming and enhancing the photo CSI-style with the hopes it had been manipulated, but, based on my Photoshop expertise (I once pasted my head on a hunk's body for an online dating profile pic), it looks real. I also included ANOTHER shot of a different crab using a possibly even scarier doll head for a shell that was found on a Taiwan beach, because clearly this is an epidemic. Man, what the hell have we done to this planet? Is it too late to turn back? If there was a big red button that would wipe out all humanity and give the planet back to the animals, would you push it? Trick question -- HELP ME PUSH THE BUTTON, IT TAKES TWO PEOPLE BECAUSE OF THE FAILSAFE.

Keep going for the other shot.


Thanks to Beebs, who agrees we don't deserve this planet, and haven't for quite some time.

  • Cup-O-Jesus

    FUCK! Now who's gonna rock me to sleep tonight?

  • Nick Pappagiorgio

    It's like a skulltula

  • Douchy McDouche

    Craaab People,
    Craaab People.
    Walk like Crab,
    Talk like people.

  • Munihausen

    Toy Story 5, directed by David Lynch.

  • MustacheHam

    Geeze, the chances of this happening.

  • Irina Abramovich

    Why doesn’t somebody build a NICER home for the little crab??

  • Doog

    That crab new exactly what it was doing when it took up inside the creepy baby head and I don't like it.

  • Bling Nye

    These are the crabs they warn you about in sex ed class.

  • Closet Nerd

    Kick it with those Pizza Planet shoes!

  • Draco Basileus


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