Real Products That Exist: The 24-Pounds Of Cheese Wedding Cake

February 13, 2019


This is the Sid Wainer & Son Cheese Lover Artisan Wedding Cake available from CostCo. It costs $440 and contains five different kinds of cheeses totaling a whopping 24 pounds, including (from bottom to top): 8 pounds of Red Leicester, 7 pounds of Danish Blue, 5 pounds of Murcia al Vino, 3 pounds ofTuscan Sheep's Cheese and a 17-ounce topper of Brillat Savarin Triple Cream Brie. The literal cheese cake is estimated to serve around 105 - 150 wedding guests, and, as far as wedding cakes go, is definitely the most likely to give them constipation. Obviously-- "I'm not serving them undercooked seafood 'to even things out.'" But it's the right thing to do!

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Thanks to Stephanie B, who agrees being able to comfortably buy a whole wheel of cheese is when you know you've made it in life.

  • Hugh Manatee

    This is what my wife and I did (thank's to my 'beetis preventing me from enjoying a traditional cake). However, all of our guests LOVED it. I STILL get people telling me they loved the cheese. Plus, we weren't pushing leftovers on people.

  • Bling Nye
  • Douchy McDouche

    I thought it was a cake that looked like stacked cheese wheels. Disappointed!

  • MustacheHam

    That would be a cool idea for a cake though.

  • PyroLoveridge

    Had one for my wedding, went well with chutney. Cheaper to buy your own from local farms though.

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  • Deksam

    I'll stick to strawberry cheese cake.

  • jrose

    I would eat far more of this than of any wedding cake I have ever eaten, including the one from my own wedding.

  • Nicholas Conrad

    Should have thought about cheese, that's pretty original... Here's what I ended up with, I think it was 53 crepes with chocolate filling, and of course served with mimosas.

    It's close, not really sure which is better....

  • Geekologie

    my invite must have gotten lost in the mail

  • Nicholas Conrad

    Next time I get married, you're my best man for sure.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Oh, I get it. It's to stop up the bride so she can dance her feet off at the reception and not have to worry about a sudden attack of anxiety diarrhea.

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