My My!: Man Pulls Massive Show Carrot Out Of The Dirt

February 28, 2019

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In man, I wish there was a girl who looked at me the same way he's eying that carrot news, this is a video of Youtuber Allotment Diary pulling a massive show carrot from its plastic 55-gallon drum growing container. Now that is a massive carrot. "Hummina hummina!" Please, Peter Rabbit, show some decency. "BOIYOYOYOING!" Not you too, Bugs. Obviously, the size of this carrot still pales in comparison to your penis, __________, but the first person to Paypal me $40 gets the blank space above replaced with their name.

Keep going for the whole video, which is strangely satisfying to watch.

Thanks again to becca b, who agrees it's not the size of the carrot that matters, its whether or not the donkey you're riding even likes carrots to begin with.

  • MustacheHam

    Before humans were able to forge metals, they used long sharpened carrots to slay their rivals. Unfortunate the entire process wasn't quick and battles had lasted hours until a weak spot was found to make a fatal jab.

  • davegrille

    This is a good-looking carrot most large ones are not as shapely.!

  • I tried venmo and paypal, you aren't listed! I'm starting to think this wasn't a genuine offer.

  • Megatron Jenkins

    I guess there is

    (Puts on Cool Guy shades)

    No hope.

  • Douchy McDouche

    He has mastered the pull out method. He knows that if you leave your carrot in the barrel for too long it might start producing seed.

  • Closet Nerd

    What is the "pull out method"?
    Asking as a father of 4

  • Bling Nye
  • Wooder

    His wife digs up the eggplants...he gets the carrots but she was nowhere for comment.

  • Matt Smith

    So... he's King of the Britons now, right?

  • CDW in PC

    I didn't vote for no King...

  • Bling Nye

    King of the who?

  • Homestar

    The Britons!

  • Munihausen

    Eric Ord: You think you're better than me?!?

  • The_Wretched

    Eric Ord doesn't have a 3 foot carrot.

  • Eric Ord

    Okay, TECHNICALLY all you know about me is what I've told you, so you don't know WHAT I've got

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