My My!: Man Pulls Massive Show Carrot Out Of The Dirt

February 28, 2019

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In man, I wish there was a girl who looked at me the same way he's eying that carrot news, this is a video of Youtuber Allotment Diary pulling a massive show carrot from its plastic 55-gallon drum growing container. Now that is a massive carrot. "Hummina hummina!" Please, Peter Rabbit, show some decency. "BOIYOYOYOING!" Not you too, Bugs. Obviously, the size of this carrot still pales in comparison to your penis, __________, but the first person to Paypal me $40 gets the blank space above replaced with their name.

Keep going for the whole video, which is strangely satisfying to watch.

Thanks again to becca b, who agrees it's not the size of the carrot that matters, its whether or not the donkey you're riding even likes carrots to begin with.

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