This is a map of the US showing what the folks at real estate website Estately believe to be the lewdest sounding town in the state. Obviously it's subjective, and what sounds lewdest to one person might sound quite tame to another. Personally, I don't find any of these that lewd and I wouldn't hesitate to say any one of them out loud at the family dinner table. "Just go to your room now." Mom! It's not even 2PM. "Just go and stay there forever." But-- "Enough with the butt talk, now to your room before I have to go find a bar--" Of soap? "No, just a bar to drink at in peace away from you. I could stay there for days."
Note: You can go HERE to read a bunch of runner-ups for each state.
Thanks to Charlotte, who agrees these town namers clearly didn't have nearly dirty enough minds.