Man Autotunes His Very Talkative Bengal Cat

February 21, 2019


This is a video of Joaquin Baldwin's Bengal cat Elton meowing after getting the autotune treatment. Why? That's the question that will haunt me for countless nights, and undoubtedly make its way to my Tuesday afternoon counseling sessions, where I'm fairly certain my therapist just listens to podcasts with his AirPods in and nods at me.

Autotuned the cat because he won't shut up in the mornings. I don't know how this helps but I did it anyway.

Yes, he's a Bengal, his name is Elton. I used an app called Voloco for iOS to make the autotune sounds. And no, he's not thirsty, he just happened to be by the faucet in part of the video because I was brushing my teeth. This is his "love me now" voice, he comes to bed in the morning to knead and purr and loudly meow to get some scritches.

At least he's meowing and not clawing. I used to have a cat that would wake me up in the morning by reaching up under the covers from the side of the bed and clawing whatever flesh he could stick his little needles into. Usually my feet. Plus if I tried closing the bedroom door he would just scratch at it or throw all his weight against it over and over. For as long as I knew him I don't think I ever slept in on a single weekend. I still miss him though. "Well that took a sad turn." The Rainbow Bridge is real, I know because I've seen it (my heart stopped during surgery once and God thought I was a pug).

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to hairless, who agrees the internet will always provide, just not necessarily what you want or need.

  • Julie Sczesny

    My Bengal and Persian cats both thought my phone was a new cat! Tried to take it away from me.

  • Bessie Ladwig

    Cats no matter the breed love to be front an center. They want hugs kisses. Petted. Held. To me they are versions of little kids. And I talk to mine. Take for walks. Play. And yes my baby talks a lot. Or meows a lot. Heck we talk a lot don't we. When I talk to mine in a mellow tone it purrs an meows like saying yep.just pay a lot of attention to it and you see .I'm right. Talk to them they are not stupid

  • GeneralDisorder

    Who's a good kitty? Not you robot devil cat!

  • Cdbeee

    My Bengals were always chatty.

    My Savannah is too, but not as much as the Bengals were.

  • The_Wretched

    Cat owners are lonely lonely people.

  • millalauren

    This whole article makes me so happy, like I did not realize I needed this right now. Also a Bengal owner with a similar problem, so maybe it's just finding comraderie

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  • I wonder where you put the batteries.

  • Shawn Gleason

    this video got our two cats searching all over the house for a cat in trouble.

  • Carmen Irish

    Same! My two girls went crazy.

  • Ollie Williams

    I love cats, but having one that meows that often would be obnoxious.

  • Homestar

    It is, trust me. I have one that will not shut up. He announces he's about to walk into a room from about 3 rooms away, and then won't shut up even a little until he's comfortably nested as close to me or on me as he can get. It's endearing the first 250 times, after that not so much...

  • Fun fact, the chatty ones are actually the most delicious... ;-)

  • bustedgiveadamn

    like having a small yippy dog... no thanks.

  • Shyster Guy

    Small yappy dogs are the worst things next to children.

  • bustedgiveadamn

    I don't know. my kids are pretty damn awesome. I'd take them over a yippy dog any day... now other people's kids on the other hand...

  • GeneralDisorder

    Imagine having yappy dogs that yap at children... And also having children. Been there, done that, got the divorce.

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